The story of Adam

And God said:

Adam, Go to the valley........

Adam asked:

What is a valley, my Lord ?

So God explained.

Then God said:

Adam, ...cross the river....

Adam asked again:

What is a river, my Lord ?

So God explained.

Then God said:

Adam, climb that mountain....

Adam asked again:

What is a mountain, my Lord ?

So God explained.

Then God said:

....at the other side of the mountain,

you will find a cave...

Adam asked again:

What is a cave, my Lord ?

So God explained.

Later God continued and said:

Adam, in the cave you will find a woman......

Adam asked again:

What is a woman, my Lord ?

 

So God explained and said:

I want you to go and multiply

 

And Adam asked:

How is that done ?

And again after so many times god explained.

And Adam went on his way........

Through the valley; across the river; he climbed the mountain;

Found the cave; Found the woman, 5 minutes later, Adam was back with God.

 

God, a little irritated,

Asked Adam:

What happened ???

And Adam answered:

What is a headache ???

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